He is a soldier, fighting to protect our country against the forces of evil.

Even though he is too young to fight, he steps up to take his place in the fight against evil...

With great experience, the master knows is it time to join the young and brave in defending their land against the forces that haunt them...

"NO! NO! Don't hurt us, we surrender!!!"

"Go ahead, make my day."

I think I peed my pants a little from laughing so hard...

I was told to update...so here it is in a nutshell...

I am not blonde. Todd looked at me the other day (about 2 weeks ago) and said, "I hate your hair, add some color to it". After contemplating this suggestion, making rude comments back to him such as "bite me", I decided to try brunette. It's not staying very well and I need more lowlights, but I apparently look like a brunette that is working on being blonde rather than the other way around.

Jack looked at me and said "That's what you call artificial intelligence." Ha. Ha. Ha. Smart alec.

I finally ran all three lakes a couple weeks ago...10 miles. Then, I fell over on the couch and whined for an hour with ice packs on my shins.

I've been cheating on my diet since I discovered the wine section of Trader Joe's. No worries, I do homework most nights so my wine drinking is reserved for weekends with no kids...which also happen to be date nights, and Todd and I have been going to Matt's for Juicy Lucy's. Yes, I am a cheap date, but the Juicy Lucy is soooo yummy and I get to ride bitch on the fatboy.

Oh, then we take the bike out.

God, I never tire of that joke.

One of my best friends moved to Arizona. I miss her. She says it's like living in Minnesota in January...except with different scenery...therefore, no one spends any more time than necessary outside. Me? I'd most likely be the moron running outside at 5am to beat the heat, since I did the 10 miler in 95 degree heat and about the same humidity. Yes, you can take the blonde color off the blondilocks, but that doesn't make her smart.

I went out again with Jacky on Saturday. She is hilarious! We went back to the Blue Fox, saw some of the same people, and now we are regulars. Kill me.

Work has been dreadfully slow and I am rolling off this project at the end of the month. I can't wait, as having nothing to do makes me update my blog with no pictures.

School is going well, though I am feeling dumber by the day instead of smarter. I'm learning, once again, that I really don't know squat.

And finally, If you drink two Slimfasts a day for several days in a row, you will get the squirts so bad your wife will have to drive out to Apple Valley to bring you new clothes.

But, I'm not saying how I know this...

See Jack

See BeckhamSee Jack and Beckham playing togetherThis was the only time that Beckham actually played with his blocks the whole time he was with us...I think he sat there for about 30 seconds, granted Jack was kept occupied for a good 3 hours.

Oh, the gloves?

Baby drool, duhh....

I couldn't make this up.