Overheard conversations over email at my house...

Todd

Please, Please, Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can we get one. http://minneapolis...

Jul 6 (1 day ago)

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Jul 6 (1 day ago)

Todd to me

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Please, Please, Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can we get one.

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amy swenson to Todd

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hell no

Todd to me

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I don't care what you say I'm getting at least 1. Where should we put her? I'm thinking on the wall by our wedding picture.

Email Todd sent:

From: Todd
Subject: Tanned Grey Squirrel Hide - $24 (Bemidji, MN)

Hi

Do you have more than 1?

Thanks
Todd

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I just checked with my boyfriend who is the one that tans then, we have 10 hides and more to be done! We also have a tanned rabbit fur (it only has 1 ear though) How many were you thinking about purchasing?
Amanda

Todd to me

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I really want the 1 eared bunny! Please? Please I'll be good!!!

amy swenson to Todd

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You can sleep with it on your side of the bed, but I won't blame Ginger when she eats it.

Todd to me

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I now know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas.

Overheard Conversations at my House...

Amy: "Where did I go wrong? I thought I was being a good parent."

Jack: "I'm sorry."

Amy: "I was prepared for Guitar Hero...Aerosmith...Sid Vicious...but, this, Jack, How do you expect me to react?"

Jack: "Mom, every child has their hero."

Amy: "How can I face our family? This tears me up inside. You broke my heart."

Jack: "I love you, Mom, but I can't help it."

Amy: "Isn't there some heroine addicted musician you would rather worship? What about Jimi Hendrix? You could worship him?"

Jack: "But I don't like Jimi Hendrix..."

Amy: "I feel as though I've died a little today..."

Jack: "I'm sorry, Mom, but I just love Pikachu."



Amy: "Please, just kill me now."