I miss Jack.

Overheard Conversations at My House...

Amy: I miss Jack, I hate when his bio-dad takes vacations, I miss him terribly. And, they didn't even GO ANY WHERE. He's just hanging over there watching t.v. I remember when I was little, I'd be gone for a month at a time, I don't know how my mother did it.

Todd: Have you met...YOU?

Amy: Oh...My....God...You are such an ass. That is so mean. I think you are going to burn in Hell for that.

Todd: Good, because all the fun people are there.

Ok, discount nursing home step aside, I hear the Eskimos just leave their old people out for the polar bears. I could find bears if I covered him in honey, couldn't I??