OK, LOOK AT THE PICTURE OVER THERE
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So, I am standing at Jennifer's cube (pretend you know her) and Mike (pretend you know him, too) and I are talking work. Then, Mike looks at me and says, "Are those new glasses?"

Me: "No, I just can't wear my contacts anymore, I've been working too much and my eyes hurt."

Then, Mike says, "You look like a librarian in a porno...

Wait...I mean that in a good way."

Open mouth, insert foot.


Jennifer is STILL laughing.


I'm thinking, maybe, I'm in the wrong field.


Ok, THAT WAS A JOKE!