Overheard Conversations at My House

Todd: Where in the hell do you wear this?

Amy: (Stops painting and turns to Todd holding something white in hand) Oh, um, looks like a bathing suit, so I would say a pool?

Todd: Where's the rest of it?

Amy: I'm sure the bottoms are in the laundry there somewhere.

Todd: You actually go in public in this thing? That's so inappropriate.

Amy: Yes, I thought wearing a swim suit in a pool as totally inappropriate. I can't wear one pieces, they ride up and I'm not wearing any of my really nice suits to the pool, they get destroyed from the chlorine. And it's the only suit that matches my swim cap.

Todd: There's nothing here! It's more like nipple covers!

Amy: Don't worry, I wear those underneath the suit so I don't nip out. Todd, there are 15 whole seconds anyone would see me, from the time I remove my towel and get in the pool, then the reverse. And, no one in the pool at the "Y" is under Medicare age.

Todd: I'm sure they love you, it's got to be better than Viagra.

Amy: I'll take that as a compliment, I love you, too.


For some reason, Todd decided he wants to go to the gym with me today. Go figure.